"Quick, nurse Snowman! Get me the spectrophotometer and scalpel! This man needs me to fix the fact his insides are now his outsides!"

Ozzy's bitch wife is staring into my soul... With a fork, for some reason.

Santa smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all. Now you're all gonna DIE!"

Sailor Strawman defies Newton's Third Law with no regret.

Two stones, chillin' out and smoking a doobie.

"Have you ever stayed out in the sun so long that you turned into a crisp, sun-blackened hunk of charred flesh? I have."

The Papal election.

"I, French Monkey, will use my angelic wings to bring peace and monkey poop to all below me!"

I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with homestruck or whatever that comic's called

Joy Turner

An axe with a kickass beard is roundhouse kicking a sword that took too many hits off of Mr. Astley's bong.

A blue balloon is getting "The Smolder" from a yellow sperm.