Doodle or live a happy and long life.
Life is poop.
Life's a pice of shit, when you look at it; Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true...
this isn't even a drawing
Kanye West
niggers gonna nig
a pink cloud farting red
An average brony
Your mother.
Red Bomberman
bomber man
BOMBERMAN! WHOOT
bomber man giving you the middle fingers hombre
purple m&m flipping you off
the purple m&m: the king of badass-ery.
Purple M&M is the King of badasses
A purple M&M with shades, smokeing a cigar.
Oh? You're horribly allergic to peanuts, are you? deal w/ it
Mr. P. Nut
Mr. Peanut's twin is checking the time and greeting you
Time for peanutrape
A Penut
Peanut on fire
THE SUN IS ON FIRE
a sun with orange tentacles
The sun is a hologram projected by a cthulhian undersea monster, nom de guerre, Octosun.
Cthulhu is saddened to find a sun in his wing on the x-ray results.
Cthulhu gets an xray of his arm/fin thing
Dr. Ball delivers the bad news to an unknown subject.
doctor tells armless man he has no arms
doctor explains that they had to amputate a guys arms
a man gets news from his doctor that his arms need to be removed, he must have suffered extreme frostbite.
Mt. Everest fail results in lost arms.
Dyslexia man contemplates about urine
Someone who doesn't know that urine is actually pee.
a man being tricked into drinking lemonade that's actually urine
a boy pees in a glass and passes it off as lemonade
underpriced urine being sold as lemonade
Urine being sold as lemonade to unsuspecting 80's stereotypes.
2 respectable and well educated black men, share a lemonade together.
Two fine black gentlemen enjoying some refreshing lemonade.
2 giant hotdogs squirting lemon juice at each other
Hot dog fight
Two hairy sausages fight to the death.
sausage sword fight
a duel between a sword and a black penis
sword stab death die !
A bloody sword
A sword is so sharp that it literally slices through the air, drawing blood, as if not even the air is safe from the power of the sword.
A magic sword with regrets. Even the background cries blood for him.
Steriods in sword form saying I regret
A sword regrets getting the word "steroid" tattooed on it one drunken night.
drunk sword gets tattoed from an angry axe
An axe with a kickass beard is roundhouse kicking a sword that took too many hits off of Mr. Astley's bong.
Something about "lesbian porno"
Some girl licking a solero from a stomach.
A handicapped girl with no fingers paints a picture of a man with her mouth. She has done trousers and now she is colouring the body.
wheel chair painter with no arms or legs
disgruntled and possibly disabled artist is frustrated with his work in progress.
frustrated artist
Crying scare an
A lime as a scarecrow. The bird isn't afraid of him.
The green scarecrow was very angry, although the small flamingo tried to console him.
Scarecrow...wait no scarefIamingo
A dodo bird saying "rawr" while a yellow spec watches
Dodo bird roaring with a smiley face
god is pleased because he created a purple bird
Proud pigeon-fucker
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!