pikachu fucking charmander

a bloody penis

british people have small wangs

tough Santa

Santa smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all. Now you're all gonna DIE!"

Father Christmas looks to his right

Santa has had enough of this nonsense, and he turns his back on the viewer, waving a mitten'd hand in dismissal.

Santa's pissed off

Angry Santa with a shotgun, saying "merry fuckin' x-mas" (thanks santa!)