Two stones, chillin' out and smoking a doobie.

"Have you ever stayed out in the sun so long that you turned into a crisp, sun-blackened hunk of charred flesh? I have."

The Papal election.

"I, French Monkey, will use my angelic wings to bring peace and monkey poop to all below me!"

I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with homestruck or whatever that comic's called

Joy Turner

An axe with a kickass beard is roundhouse kicking a sword that took too many hits off of Mr. Astley's bong.

Ozzy's bitch wife is staring into my soul... With a fork, for some reason.

A blue balloon is getting "The Smolder" from a yellow sperm.

"Damn you, Lollipop! Why do you have to be so sweet to me?" "Because I love you, Grimmjow."

"Hey, baby. What say you and I melt this snow together?"

Santa smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all. Now you're all gonna DIE!"