I could really go for a quality portrait of Uncle Sam on his knees..begging for his life at the mercy of Soviet cyborgs who are riding bears

So, Gumby and E.T. had a child...shit happens...Problem NOW is that the child has developed a liking for hallucinogens...and extreme gay sex

Campbell's Soup In association with New Line Cinema Presents: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Chicken & Rings: The RPG!

Little Johnny saw Santa Claus for what he really was...a no-good, gluttonous cookie thief.

Many lives were lost, few spared...but alas, a young knight went on to defeat the dreaded Copy-Tron; yielding a victory at Kinko's

As a child, Rich Uncle Pennybags was into freaky stuff...including chumming the waters and using himself as shark bait.

King Turdus looks out over fecal valley; home of the poo-people, bewildered at the horror.

A black guy with a pink afro is hallucinating - He sees Spam at the end of the rainbow....uh oh...Vultures are circling.

If Bob Ross were to be exhumed in Zombie form...all he'd want to do is paint happy little brains.

Aw! The new issue of "Silent Hill Digest" is out! This issue showcases SEXY FACELESS NURSES!

Nothing truly made the Alien happy anymore....nothing except CUPCAKES. AAW, CUPAKE.

Don't get fresh and start sticking your tongue in the Merlot....NO ONE MESS WIF MERLOT.