Japan finally took over France. France just got a whole lot sexier.

This will be the final fight....between man and Buffalo.

Skrillex wasn't the same once he started getting into soccer.

King Turdus looks out over fecal valley; home of the poo-people, bewildered at the horror.

....Whatta ya think Sean Connery's Mother is like?

I could really go for a quality portrait of Uncle Sam on his knees..begging for his life at the mercy of Soviet cyborgs who are riding bears

It was the greatest party in the history of fucking Earth. That was until Stripe and his entourage of gremlins showed up and dropped acid.

A black guy with a pink afro is hallucinating - He sees Spam at the end of the rainbow....uh oh...Vultures are circling.

If Bob Ross were to be exhumed in Zombie form...all he'd want to do is paint happy little brains.

Cactus Jack Vs. Jesus

So, Gumby and E.T. had a child...shit happens...Problem NOW is that the child has developed a liking for hallucinogens...and extreme gay sex

Little Johnny saw Santa Claus for what he really was...a no-good, gluttonous cookie thief.