We here at Channel 2 news are pleased to announce that our newest anchor is Mr. Skeleton. We look forward to many years with him.
Jack Skellington frames Santy Claws for smuggling cocaine. Details on Channel 2!
Santa Claus - "Wait! This isn't my cocaine! That bastard Skellington placed it there! I'm innocent I tell ya!"
Santa got busted for cocaine use. He looks to be in pretty rough shape.
Santa Claus is BUSTED for stealing all those milk and cookies.
Little Johnny saw Santa Claus for what he really was...a no-good, gluttonous cookie thief.
Santa's cookie addiction led him to a life of petty theft.
Santa Claus is behind the bars, cop make fun of him saying "Santa come sit on my lap"
Robocop trapped Santa and is forcing Santa to sit on his lap.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!