A mecha-cat goes on a rampage in downtown Kyoto

Giant Mecha Kitty has broken off communication with home base and is rampaging through the city

Catzilla got into the 'nip and is attacking New York. The citizens are in a panic and fear the Mayans were right about 2012.

We're going to need a bigger lasagna.

Giant Garfield glares down the doorway of Luigi's Buffet, desperately yearning for the lasagna inside. He is so close, yet so far away.

"Open Sesame!" yells a FedEx Kinko's employee to an irritated copy machine. "It is way too early in the morning for this."

The brave office repairman, Bjorn, faces his greatest foe yet: The Dread Mechanical Copydragon, Kinko of West Sherwood Ave

Many lives were lost, few spared...but alas, a young knight went on to defeat the dreaded Copy-Tron; yielding a victory at Kinko's

He was never that good at his knight job...