A muscular Kermit beats Elmo to death.

Jesus stares disapprovingly.

A nuclear reactor spews dark gray smoke as it experiences a meltdown.

A teddy bear with badass shades and a flamethrower challenges someone to piss him off.

Morpheus from the Matrix becomes an eggplant. He tries to convince someone to commit suicide.

A giant cowboy in space shoots a beam from one of his fingers, aiming to destroy Earth.

The clouds part to reveal a giant, red eye in the sky. Blood rains from above as lightning strikes a cross. DAYUMN.

A living bible and happy-meal discuss how unfunny European people are.

Having been banished from a castle, Spongebob and a mudkip commit suicide by self-immolation. It is warm inside of the castle.

A funky tear drop named DJ CN. The "N" is backwards though. Because that's the cool way to do it.

A child says "cool, GaLI ClAN" to a confused man with a piece of paper.

Fear and Loathing in the Ocean.