IT'S THE FIGHTIN FREAK KNOCKOOLS. AN WE AT PUMKIN HEEEL. YOU READY?

A disappointed man stands by Garfield and a ball of yarn. Garfield's black, soulless eyes peer into your soul.

GIIIIGA... DORILLLLU... BOOOREAKAAAAAH.

Having been banished from a castle, Spongebob and a mudkip commit suicide by self-immolation. It is warm inside of the castle.

A yellow and purple plague doctor prepares to inject a blue horse with medicine.

A space shuttle prepares to dock in a strange alien warship.

A gumball in an early Fallout game is about to be murdered by a scorpion three hexes away before it can enter vault 101.

A sad man with a magnificent mustache.

OZZY AND DRIX, MOTHERFUCKER.

The year is 3042. The world's population evolves into blue and red slendermen. McDonalds employees STILL can't get orders right.

Tony Kornheiser is torn apart by a tree.

A large, homely man chants incantations in a forgotten language in order to release Episode 3.