Top Gun.
Tom Cruise became a commercial transport ship, garnering a 10/10 score from IGN, thus fulfilling his destiny given to him by lord Xenu.
An egg plant with the shape of an antropomorphic turd wants to force it's own hands to kiss eachother.
Mr. Eggplant wants you to do it.
Morpheus from the Matrix becomes an eggplant. He tries to convince someone to commit suicide.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!