Having spent years trying to fit in with the rest of the bag, Golden Kiss finally realizes that true coolness comes from sunglasses.

A man weeps openly upon hearing the news that the heirlooms (found in his family's safety deposit box) are forgeries and not his inheritance

The sun refuses the earth's sexual advances, not because of the massive difference in size, but because the earth is both nude AND on fire.

The opposite of a Care Bear

A stick figure chokes himself at the sight of the drawing that you are about to do of him chocking himself at the sight of the drawing that

Amy, not Namey

The pirate personification of Pensive Cattle Attacking Toasted Eggplant demands that you provide it your booty. Its pose brooks no argument.

The sad youth, naked but for his cherry backpack, wanders the green wastelands of an unknown continent, his path as uncertain as his soul.

A Subtle "White Power" Flag

Slimer's disguise is leaking...

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead POTATO Storage"?

The Man in the Yellow Hat grows old, finding that he misses the simpler adventures of his youth.