a dapper gentleman walking his pet lobster

Gentleman casually walking his lobster

A stick figure offers a mutilated corpse a free kettle.

a guy holding a detached set of balls and holding them over a red sea

A man drops his own testicles into the red sea, crying for his loss.

A man must depart with his testicles

A man weeps openly upon hearing the news that the heirlooms (found in his family's safety deposit box) are forgeries and not his inheritance

A guy with lettuce for hair

Green fortune cookie on guys head