A stick figure chokes himself at the sight of the drawing that you are about to do of him chocking himself at the sight of the drawing that

Amy, not Namey

A bald and digfigured waif of a woman giggles at you knowingly. She seems confident despite her lacking both a nose and breasts.

Doodle or Die

The sun refuses the earth's sexual advances, not because of the massive difference in size, but because the earth is both nude AND on fire.

A terrible sight indeed, when siblings quarrel. Here we see the number 65 running his brother 64 as though capture means his demise.

Unimpressed amputees watch a flying monk. The sun is out and their are clouds in the sky. The horizon is visible. The scene lacks color.

A child's rendering of an ass-backwards hillbilly staring fondly at the noose that will soon end all of his suffering and pain.

The pirate personification of Pensive Cattle Attacking Toasted Eggplant demands that you provide it your booty. Its pose brooks no argument.

Say, do you want to go see a movie? I am feeling fat and sassy.

Yoshi makes a nighttime escape from The Rocketeer's murder scene, using the the poor corpse's namesake to ensure his getaway.

New Chain

vengeance

Doodle or Die

Candy Land: A Tragic Story of Urban Sprawl

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