It is literally impossible to take Tommy Wiseau out to a film without him whining that his film is better than everyone else's.

After many hours, the young cactus finally mastered Mozart's Concerto no.23 in A minor. His fedora wearing piano teacher is proud of him.

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In the next James Bond movie, Bond plays poker on a steak table with a fish!

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Erik The Viking Octopus representing as the first Finnish astronaut

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This winter, the snowman finally invents a shield that protects himself from the sun's rays.

Yet another Danish explorer going to be yet another gimp for the mermaid.

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Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein and Steve Jobs setting up a prank on god

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One, Two... hic... Three... F-f-four! *burp* FOUR... Teq-q-uilas...

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Commander Lowtax: "Permission to fire the giant satellite laser at Reddit Island granted. Fire away!"

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Three apples participating in a Mexican Standoff. One of them is a wanted criminal with a $100,000 award.

A female hamster with a pompadour sharing her love with her suitors

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