Reddit has finally succeeded in its endeavor to purchase a secluded island

Commander Lowtax: "Permission to fire the giant satellite laser at Reddit Island granted. Fire away!"

A satellite in space says "Yes Sir, Lowtax.". A white alien looking person with an antenna on his head is struck by the satellite's laser.

The Something Awful Satellite: killing space-trolls daily.

A fiddle-playing green alien man has taken over the space station.

A green dinosaur plays chelo like a guitar and that makes all musicians in the room run in pain and fear of the unknown.

The lochness monster is playing the cello but everyone died when hearing it.

A giant Gumby is playing the saddest song on his cello as he sinks in the water, while other mini-people bleed to death around him.

Ophelia fiddles among the drowned, and it is beautiful.