No-good dolphins in a confederate-flag-painted truck. One of them swings an oar at a blonde girl on a bike, hitting her.

A stunned hen's night at a strip club discover why that last move was called The Firehose

The twins from the Shining practice their spooky hallway routine on a bottle of French's mustard

The machines thought they had won, but they could never have expected that a zombie John Connor would rise to lead the resistance.

Satan got beefy and made a myspace account, complete with kissy face mirror shot.

The circus janitor suspects one of the clowns of wanting to eat his adorably tiny dog; decides to lock said clown in a cage.

Captain Hook, excited by the thought of being laughed at while peeing from the bow of his ship. He has also shaved his moustache, apparently

The xenomorph develops a taste for cupcakes, succumbs to obesity.

It's The Amish Dating Game! Bachelor number 2 is a zombie, but I guess they eschew technology so there's no conflict.

An evil seagull holds a tiny steak in it's claw and an evil smirk on its face.