Really. You don't have to put A-1 on absolutely everything.
a ketchup disaster in the dining room, slightly before 3 o'clock
It's one minute til 3 o'clock and someone has spilled the ketchup!
Oh dear god, somebody murdered the ketchup bottle. Call the police!
A murderer in the fridge has killed Ketchup and Jam, and has smeared an ominous warning to Mustard in jam's tasty insides. :(
A serial condiment killer is on the loose, and leaves a cryptic message for Detective Mustard: You're Next.
a threatening message left with mustard.
Perhaps part of the reason the remake of The Shining bombed, was the unconventional casting choice of a bottle of mustard as Danny
The twins from the Shining practice their spooky hallway routine on a bottle of French's mustard
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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