Davy Jone's Locker in middle school.

Neckbeard the Pirate didn't fit in at school.

Captain Hook is just too fat for school.

Captain Hook's most humiliating memory

Captain Hook, excited by the thought of being laughed at while peeing from the bow of his ship. He has also shaved his moustache, apparently

Captain Hook shaving, remembering his younger years when the crew laughed at him for his hook hand.

people laugh at captin hook

Pirate fails at a the 12th annual finger-snapping tournaments as he has only hooks but no fingers.

Captain Hookier was inconsolable after losing a finger-snapping tournament without even getting a consolation price for having no hands.