A large green-polkadotted present wrapped with a red ribbon. It has a small red-tinted glass coat (complete with testicles) on top.

This blonde guy has an erection, complete with a beard and chest-soul-patch (or maybe he's giving himself a golden shower). He's got no legs

Shadow of the Colostomy

Draw that sexy woman from the Abilify commercials. ...aww yeah... ...yeah, i'd scrandle that nodhozzle alright...

Draw your most recent/vivid dream. Bonus points for lucidity/incomprehensibility.

A brown pitbull has fallen in love with a small, burnt-sienna rabbit. The sun shines on, illuminating the healthy grass beneath their feet.

A man travels between two rainbow cottages to find his third birthday cake, surprised when he finds that it is not there.

Shadow of the Colonoscopy

Uh, it seems that there's some... ...rectangular object scribbled out with faece.... ....the fuck's this?!

The caption "GAYNESS (R)" hangs above several technicolored lines.

A giant toilet sits on the earth before commenting: "Y'know, I'm a toilet."

Bluejay Bukkake