Bart Simpson the crayon

Orange ray of light versus red laser pointer. Also, there's a black guy with a red unibrow watching the battle of a lifetime.

It's a cowboy worm. While he shouts 'yeehaw', his expression clearly shows that he is feigning excitement and is probably very disappointed.

Yellow dinosaur. I swear to god it's not a giraffe. I've seen enough giraffes in my day to tell the difference between the two, god dammit.

Shadow of the Colostomy

"'Ur' so ugly, Cigarette. Haha, UGLEH." says the offscreen douch to the crying pseudo-anthropomorphic cigarette.

Masturbating velociraptor. VELOCIFAPTOR.

This shackled man chops off one of his legs, hoping to escape his bindings, but it turns out that his arms are the bound limbs.

This scribble... ...This is it, man. The pinnacle of existence, right here my brother.

Yellow slendermen arm-fucking

Mister mew mew with a monocle.

Daddy longlegs inspects a house that is for sale on the top of a mountain. He decides that he will live in this house.