Chewing Gum
Buuble shit
some poop and a bum
I've seen some pretty bad birthday gifts, but this one takes the price!
PRESENT!!
An extremely crudely wrapped present
A large green-polkadotted present wrapped with a red ribbon. It has a small red-tinted glass coat (complete with testicles) on top.
A veiny bone is touching my Xmas present
a bone for Christmas
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!