How closely named these two men are; And yet their fam'ly trees stray far; Ringo's not kin with Patrick Star.

Half dozen strands of varied hues; Each a curvy dazzling fuse; But tangles make them hard to use.

Did the guy before me have a stroke? Why'd he draw this artistic joke? Thanks to him, this chain is broke!

I hate to bear the newsly bane; But seems a jerk has broke the chain; Nary shall it die in vain; Just draw that which your thoughts contain.

The plumber's foot onto him fell; Kicked him into his friends as well; Naught but anger fills his shell; "Mario, go rot in hell".

Get out of the car, give me your keys. Then I will pay your traffic fees. You think it's a trick? Gooby pls.

You say you're useful? What a lie. Your aspirations aren't that high. You spend all day on Doodle or Die.

Athletes play ball; Runners go far; Pole vaulters fall; The wrestlers spar; And all of y'all; Will buy our car.

Be wary your lips speak no farm prattle; T'would mar justice should you tattle; The location of this hidden cattle.

I've placed my sword within your bladder; I've placed inside your clothes an adder; Which of these acts made you sadder?

Up aloft the helium flew; Showing all its reddish hue; Quote the balloon, "A winner is you".

Battle's splendid, fury's grand; If anything is surely planned; 'Tis your death at Odin's hand.