Patrick Star and Ringo Starr meet at last.

How closely named these two men are; And yet their fam'ly trees stray far; Ringo's not kin with Patrick Star.

Patrick cries when he finds out the bad news, JarJar Binks to get own movie

A fat, pink man sobs at the futility of everything he does in this world. Then he gets on Doodle or Die and draws pictures of dicks.

Two naked guys play doodle or die. They are sad because goddamn are they bad at it I mean seriously.