Half dozen strands of varied hues; Each a curvy dazzling fuse; But tangles make them hard to use.

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The situation, I fear, is really quite shitty. That big fucking taco is destroying our city!

Did the guy before me have a stroke? Why'd he draw this artistic joke? Thanks to him, this chain is broke!

I hate to bear the newsly bane; But seems a jerk has broke the chain; Nary shall it die in vain; Just draw that which your thoughts contain.

The plumber's foot onto him fell; Kicked him into his friends as well; Naught but anger fills his shell; "Mario, go rot in hell".

Hey there you Lorax, my wares you require. Buy them all now 'fore the price gets much higher!

I'm a mothafuckin' flower, I ain't takin ya shit, cause you a bitch ass man, you a vaginal zit

New Chain

My dick's the size of a beluga whale. If yours isn't also, then you fail.

My qualm is not the massive duration, but rather the meaningless garbage oration.

New Chain

My dick's the size of a beluga whale. If yours isn't also, then you fail.

What I know, I won't reveal. It's a mystery you can't unseal.

Assistance is needed for the hash slinging carrot. It cannot be healthy, it's as green as a parrot!

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