Three snakes chase a crippled man while he sings his ABC's, but has a stutter, so he never get's past the A.

A new game by Bioware featuring a ninja that is just a female torso with no arms or legs and their arch-enemy is Popeye.

A sad alligator decides to commit suicide by jumping off the Empire state building.

A pizza snail. His eyes are pepperonis.

He's twelve and what's to know what this is.

Man with grass for hair references a very unfunny humor website.

The sun whines about how bright it is.

One of those old games you got in Burger King meals in th 90's. The screen says "MESS".

A person, made only of a pair of eyes, looks on as their lips are packaged and sold as chopsticks.

A sad man whose skin is made out of needles hands a dollar bill to a piece of paper with a heart on it.

A mother dresses up her newborn baby as a Russian soldier. Baby looks understandably confused.

An obese woman with breasts for shoulders says "lala" while wincing in unbearable pain.