A new game by Bioware featuring a ninja that is just a female torso with no arms or legs and their arch-enemy is Popeye.

A sad alligator decides to commit suicide by jumping off the Empire state building.

Three snakes chase a crippled man while he sings his ABC's, but has a stutter, so he never get's past the A.

A pizza snail. His eyes are pepperonis.

The sun whines about how bright it is.

He's twelve and what's to know what this is.

One of those old games you got in Burger King meals in th 90's. The screen says "MESS".

A person, made only of a pair of eyes, looks on as their lips are packaged and sold as chopsticks.

A sad man whose skin is made out of needles hands a dollar bill to a piece of paper with a heart on it.

A mother dresses up her newborn baby as a Russian soldier. Baby looks understandably confused.

An obese woman with breasts for shoulders says "lala" while wincing in unbearable pain.

A well-dressed dinosaur thinks about masturbating when he gets home.