Look at that dik-dik.

A person, made only of a pair of eyes, looks on as their lips are packaged and sold as chopsticks.

i don't even...

a pinhole pussy

Delusional pervert coming to a self-realization.

A man is asking why he likes to watch porn so much

"Beacuase heis a man"

THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROOOOW

WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE!!?!

But why is the rum gone?!

empty bottle and glass with beverage in it at bar

glass of wine on table next to green bottle

wine a bottle and a desk, with another ones waiting to get drunk

Purple items. wasted hours that you made new. turned into...

Purple.

A person inside a vat of jello

Unoriginal abbreviation for Laughing out loud

scribbles.

an anime chick saying the word "scribbles"