The oceans are blue because God painted them that way.

An anti-vegan.

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LOST, except the Island only has one tree.

I want my, I want my, I want my MTV back to what it was before all these shitty reality shows!!!

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Three-eyed serious alien cat orders you to have sexual intercourse with yourself.

A pirate wandering around in a shopping mall, discovers a discount shirt outlet.

Cherubi missing its smaller head, having an existential crisis.

A man gestures dramatically with his arms, looking angry and saying "No".

A giant man approaches five normal sized people, wondering if he knows any of them.

Doctor Octopus after having a leg amputated

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