The oceans are blue because God painted them that way.

An anti-vegan.

A man running away from Aleister Crowley.

LOST, except the Island only has one tree.

I want my, I want my, I want my MTV back to what it was before all these shitty reality shows!!!

Link changes to pink clothing and now has the ability to pee rainbows, though he can't hold it in very well.

Three-eyed serious alien cat orders you to have sexual intercourse with yourself.

A pirate wandering around in a shopping mall, discovers a discount shirt outlet.

Cherubi missing its smaller head, having an existential crisis.

A man gestures dramatically with his arms, looking angry and saying "No".

A giant man approaches five normal sized people, wondering if he knows any of them.

Doctor Octopus after having a leg amputated