Blind pimp "hires" the wrong people as hookers.
A purple cowboy points out that a construction worker forgot his pants and undergarments at home
their are wear
A pirate wandering around in a shopping mall, discovers a discount shirt outlet.
Hipster pirate spazzes out when he steps inside Urban Outfitters and finds out their shirts are 1/2 off! Now only $60 per shirt omg!!!!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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