Shadowman plays the guitar and serenades the animals of the forest. His song is about a John Grisham novel.

Science has created cigarette butts with wheels, so they can drive away and give other people cancer when you're done with them.

Patrick having another one of his insane violent spells, this time punching out a PC screen

People who can't leave the house for some reason

The Sun thinks you're asking too much of him.

Why do they call it Madagascar if they were only on Madagascar for part of the first movie in the series?

A talking plant cell confirms that Homestuck does, indeed, suck.

When Superman decided to become a Communist, he lost his ability to fly. Maybe he should have made that decision on the ground...

Clark Kent is amazed by how great Lois Lane looks in a pink dress, a beret, and glasses.

I don't think I want to know what's in this burrito, just give me my money back please.

Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!

Dexter lost all his hair in a lab experiment. He goes on a camping trip with Mandark to cope. They learn how to make s'mores.