A St. Patrick's Day hat with a party toy that I have seen tons of times but never knew what it was called. It's annoying as f**k though.

the teacup that had a yellow penis tattooed on his face in a night of heavy drinking cannot understand the recipe.

cookie monter with some nice socialized healthcare.

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a squid is engaged in an epic battle of the minds with an orangutan, and its large pet armadillo. Add whatever else you want.

Distinctly yellow pee. Definitely not poop. That would be crazy. Plus you are a squatter.

The Titanic sinking. Boo-hoo

"okay" girl (she's really ugly)

angry pineapple-coconut hybrid has a knurly underbite

two very concerned trees observing that cube thing from transformers. yeah, that one.

angst-filled, 2 headed beaver is distracted by a nuclear hat

.......bad cheese....

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