My little pony in a nut shell

nope :

a man made of blood wearing a wig

A girl with chicken pox. Or herpes. I'm not sure.

Whore with herpes

Lady Gaga and her sentient menstrual cycle.

living tampon

a living ice cube floating in orange soda (who likes orange soda?)

The ice cube is very happy to have been placed in the fizzy orange drink.

shitttt

Distinctly yellow pee. Definitely not poop. That would be crazy. Plus you are a squatter.

Going to the bathroom?

A person bewildered by his missing faeces

man's poop disappearing

Furiously Flailing for Fudge Flushing

Mr. Stickman is sick due to eating too much fudge.