Man on a particularly small cellphone. He finds the conversation enjoyable.

An alien is on the phone to John whilst fapping.

zurg the green alien phones his phonesex buddy John while he faps away to his hearts content

We deem this land Pokeland!

pokeball

hehe. Hairy inflamed buttocks.

This guy drew a picture of a cat instead.

A teenage boy shows his teacher his homework with a cat drawn on it, he tells her the homework was stupid.

Though I am filing you for divorce, I drew a cat on the legal forms so the blow won't be so bad. It's awesome, right?

"I'm sleeping with your wife and I'm better than you" in black writing.

my wife

woman in wedding dress (a blonde one with red lips and blue eye, she don't really have bigs boobs, only normal's one but that's ok like it.)

some chick

a chick : )

A girl with large breasts and an even larger head says "WOP!"

topless white lady singing doo-wop

Nude red haired lady sings in the spotlight on a stage.

the babysitter from "Fairly odd parents"

Vicky is a nigger

black face, curly hair, white eyes.

Funny looking guy!! :D

lol internet explorer

say the magick word

A billboard saying 'trounced' with a blue z underneath it.

A multicoloured billboard that has proclaiming that it has trounced a Z.