Two trucks.......... Two trucks.......... oh god, oh no.. what... What's happening to my muscles!? Oh god... they're... THEY'RE FLEXING..!!!

Nagito Komaeda has escaped his cage, it's a Sunday, and he will locate Kanye West so long as Sans the Skeleton doesn't get in his way.

what the hell is a baby doing online

i hear you like toes.... count every single toe in the world, then.

heehee stupid little baby ogre go ahead and cry i'll always have less flesh than you stupid dumdum babypants

Two dogs, going on walks. Two dogs, going on walks. My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.

I thought I was gay, but that triceratops over there is looking mighty fine.

The rockers are bleeding out but Tower Records won't give them a break to go get help so they continue to do sick rocker stands as they die.

Your questions will be answered, just stop writing in dots, I'm deaf not blind.

Jared drinks to forget that he left his true love, Lisa, years ago. His break at Walmart doesn't give him enough time to forget and move on.

Robodog gets spicy for Christmas

cheesus