heehee stupid little baby ogre go ahead and cry i'll always have less flesh than you stupid dumdum babypants

I thought I was gay, but that triceratops over there is looking mighty fine.

"Squidward, it's me, your father. Let's have a talk..."

Swag worm is hurt that you didn't say poggers when he showed you his sexy anime girl figure collection.

Joker demonstrates his new plan to take over Gotham City to the Riddler.

New Chain

Two trucks.......... Two trucks.......... oh god, oh no.. what... What's happening to my muscles!? Oh god... they're... THEY'RE FLEXING..!!!

New Chain

Nagito Komaeda has escaped his cage, it's a Sunday, and he will locate Kanye West so long as Sans the Skeleton doesn't get in his way.

what the hell is a baby doing online

i hear you like toes.... count every single toe in the world, then.

Two dogs, going on walks. Two dogs, going on walks. My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.

The rockers are bleeding out but Tower Records won't give them a break to go get help so they continue to do sick rocker stands as they die.

Your questions will be answered, just stop writing in dots, I'm deaf not blind.

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