Fat sweaty nerd looking in a mirror

Looking anxiously in the mirror

bird doing bloody mary and he's terrified

Looks like a bird of unknown species getting crazy after work, but worried about annoying Mrs. Bird by rolling in drunk at 3am

Jared drinks to forget that he left his true love, Lisa, years ago. His break at Walmart doesn't give him enough time to forget and move on.

"Break time's over," states the manager to an employee who is attempting suicide.

Carving your first jack o' lantern is not easy, but don't worry, it takes a few tries to get right.

And the last thing he saw, before his life was choked out of him, was a robot with ONE ORANGE EYE.

Robot with giant eye and metal claws attack mankind