Watching the sunset at the beach, Alien feels like no one will ever make her chest burst.

Jealous of her foliage, the elm tree tells the pine to get a life. The pine responds with a hearty "fuck off" and eats nachos.

When spontaneous combustion occurs at the gay strip club, there's always a sexy fireman to put it out.

Even after falling on hard times, the Easter bunny found love with a younger woman.

Teletubbies are, in fact, the horrible offspring of E.T. and an iPhone.

Them Hazzard dolphin boys got out of control, dumping the bodies off pretty blond girls in the swamp.

O give me a home, where the Power Gloves roam...

On the distant planet of New Wyoming, bison spearmen guard the galaxy's supply of kryptonite.

With the waning popularity of poker, the Bond franchise falls back on a new card game: Go Fish.

Here comes Trolly Boo Boo!

Santa's cookie addiction led him to a life of petty theft.

The black widow longed to become an olympic diver.