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The esteemed Mr. Walken, in his very finest moment.

Butch learns the origins of his fathers watch...

Look out Mr. Flav! It's the evil clock-eating tree! OH SNAP!

Mr. Creepy Tree has gotten to that point where he's eaten half a pizza and is thirsty, but he's too lazy to walk across the room for a soda.

Dude, I know you're a tree, but it's all kinds of pathetic to be living in your mom's basement eating pizza and mountain dew at your age...

Jealous of her foliage, the elm tree tells the pine to get a life. The pine responds with a hearty "fuck off" and eats nachos.

A Birch tree telling her loser boyfriend Evergreen to grow up.

A much older tree tells a little sapling to grow up and stop using terrible tree puns.