A sexually confused leather daddy weds his kawaii cat-girl blowup doll.

A lemur, made up as Ronald McDonald's trashy sister, demands you tell no one what you've seen.

Santa's cookie addiction led him to a life of petty theft.

Poodle muffins turned out not to be the baker's best idea.

Teletubbies are, in fact, the horrible offspring of E.T. and an iPhone.

Some people call me the space cowboy... with a burlap sack cannon.

Blue blue.

Boston millionaires attend a party to burn their pocket change.

Searching Earth for intelligent life, the alien found only a dog who couldn't play Scrabble.

"Life ain't nuthin but bitches n money," George Washington Dollar tells the other US currencies at the dive bar.

Jealous of her foliage, the elm tree tells the pine to get a life. The pine responds with a hearty "fuck off" and eats nachos.

Peter Pan sobs over the immolated corpse of Tink, who flew too close to the sun.