Harry and Draco in Quidditch gear. Obviously they're making out.

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A concerned Christmas tree witnesses a bloodthirsty brunette rip another man's throat out.

A guy from Argentina is making a big deal out of the fact that he is from Argentina.

A man is frustrated with his tiny red computer. He wanted shoes.

A woman has two bleeding men where her nipples should be.

"I'm a person and it's okay. I don't need to hang myself." says the cat.

Spaghetti is spewing out of his fanny pack at an unstoppable rate.

Father gives his son the gas mask, accepting that the gaseous gray dong will suffocate him soon.

The snitches have multiplied. And harry is sick of Malfoy laughing at him for trying to chase them.

Firenze is romancing Sybil Trelawney with sexy centaur poetry!

slenderman cries because his friends got his birthday age wrong. He's 36, not 37!