eBay: One pie crust. 128 days old, slightly used. Comes with free ant infestation.
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A webpage. For a limited time only you can buy Sparkle Sh*t off ebay. It's kinda pricey for $666.66 but there's free shipping. What a steal!
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Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!