You die, I get paid.
Paint man decided to go to work today as satan
The Devil selling paint...
Our Lord Satan is in hell, tricking the damned into buying paint that is actually blood.
A deer with a very protruding cleft chin carries a pint of blood but swears its red paint
Murderous moose
a moose man killing another man and theirs a tree next to them
A concerned Christmas tree witnesses a bloodthirsty brunette rip another man's throat out.
a tree is saddened by a murder he witnessed, while the murder's leave
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!