It was all for not. Catherine stared onto the sea, knowing his brother's body was down there. The only thing he had was his shark armor.

They forgot to put in the micro-chip. Frank the Robot was on a rampage, and he wouldn't stop until he had all the shape magnets on his body.

The Reddit alien abducting all other news websites. Also, a pineapple.

It ended here. The judge looked onto the paper, and uttered only one word. "He is the Sun, he is the Sun, he is, he is, he is the Sun."

King and Queen Advocado knew what they were getting into when they challenged the Brown Bag of Doom. They only wished the best for their son

Jimmy regretted wishing he could see his guardian angel. Now, whenever he sees a girl, his angel pees on his face. Relevance? None.

Skittles lied. About everything. There is a brown skittle.

Gabriel realized how truly messed up the world was when he saw the homosexual-fish cross-breed. He returned to Heaven as quickly as possible

This exceedingly well drawn man is seen smoking a pipe and catching fish. What a true ent.

All the yelling had finally gotten to Pedo-Bear. He was deaf. That's it. He still raped, touched, and molested young children.

Joey took his acting way too seriously. Ever since his vampire role, women literally fall to their knees when they see him, praying.

She blinked for the last time, and opened her eyes to her new human life. Sadly, everything was in green, so that made life more difficult.