This exceedingly well drawn man is seen smoking a pipe and catching fish. What a true ent.

All the yelling had finally gotten to Pedo-Bear. He was deaf. That's it. He still raped, touched, and molested young children.

Joey took his acting way too seriously. Ever since his vampire role, women literally fall to their knees when they see him, praying.

She blinked for the last time, and opened her eyes to her new human life. Sadly, everything was in green, so that made life more difficult.

They forgot to put in the micro-chip. Frank the Robot was on a rampage, and he wouldn't stop until he had all the shape magnets on his body.

The Reddit alien abducting all other news websites. Also, a pineapple.

King and Queen Advocado knew what they were getting into when they challenged the Brown Bag of Doom. They only wished the best for their son

Jimmy regretted wishing he could see his guardian angel. Now, whenever he sees a girl, his angel pees on his face. Relevance? None.

Sanic.

Jeff knew he was a homosexual. So did his parents. But they were distraught when he flew into the sky and brought home two stars.

Ms. Pizza loved the new job. She had everything she wanted. But she still had that empty hole in her heart that could only be filled by love

It was finally Link's turn. He walked up, looked into the sky, and drew the sword from the stone.