The Reddit alien abducting all other news websites. Also, a pineapple.

reddit alien tries to abduct digg in his spaceship!! also pineapple

Alien ufo monster kidnaps a couple of super nintendo controllers. Also a pineapple

aliens?!!?

Alien is clown! GET MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ambulance whale, the latest in technology for those "boo-boos" at sea.

Ambulance whale comes to a fish that has been attacked by a shark.

Two anime females peed them selfs

You just lost ___ ____!!!!

The Game exclamation mark

Are "The Game" jokes still funny?

A spoiler box says "No"

he has big arms and says hes ready

He's ready for that banana. Stop licking the thing and give it to him already. hat the

One pink hillbilly is surprised to see another pink hillbilly eat a banana

A satyr sucks the tree sap from a tree while a pink cyclops watches

Orange horned creature breaks a tree off the ground, and throws it in the river of lava.

The evil Horn monster is going to smoke a tree.

a demon smoking a blunt

devil smoking the "weed" (a marijuana cigarette)

Satan is singing "Get up, stand up"

DAILY SODE BICG

turd in a mountainous form.

poop. candy

chocolate flavored candy

Somebody took a bite off a well drawn candy bar.

A well drawn candy bar being eaten by somebody in a chocolate museum. (S)he? is crying.

a pice of chocolate and a blonde long haired person crying

cloud and the guy from minecraft

A Minecraft character being confused by a realistic cloud.

some fag under a cloud

An idiot counting on his invisible hero-friend.

man falling off a cliff

Cliff jumping

the unbearable redness of shy guy

That red and white guy with the mask and the hoodie from Mario(??) actually has no face! Just yellow x eyes!

A person takes off her Guy Fawkes mask to reveal that she has no eyes. Scary!

Fucking sexy guy with pizza stache!

Pizza with a mustache.

It looks like either pizza with a mustache, or the Pringles guy with no eyes, and a lot of zits.

Like a pizza.

Stuffed crust pizza...

murder cheese

CHEESE GUN!