As it turns out, vampires do not need to feed every night; only about once per month.

The Addict's Lament, Act Two: We Don't Sell Nutella After Midnight, Sir

Jesus asking a man to stop eating.

Red-haired man using a knife and a flail to threaten a baby teddy bear.

Turtle has realized that God is dead.

Chocolate rain. Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

A happy star flying through the sky with a rainbow trailing behind it. And no bogus "Indigo" color in that rainbow.

An ocean floating atop a sea of letters.

Man fails miserably at suicide, shoots the girl next to him instead. Jesus forgives him.

Man confirming a child's beliefs that the child loves cookies.

Johnny Bravo, lookin' chill.

Link wants to give you a fist bump, yo. Word to yo' fairy.