Deadly Pencils

Colors havin sex

A pair of branches must observe two worms on a heart-bed before they may sprout buds together.

Two brown branch-like things pointing towards a heart

Praying for the heart.

dear god let me catch this flying heart

the rainbow disapprove

awesome

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

A shooting star with a rainbow trail

A happy star flying through the sky with a rainbow trailing behind it. And no bogus "Indigo" color in that rainbow.

no idigo, shooting star with a raibow behind it, presumably, no indigo

The 'dick' sherrif

E.T wearing an ass hat.

An alien tried to cover up the human butt that's been grafted to his head with a fancy hat.

Illegal Alien with Yogurt dumped on his head.

an alien getting strawberry shampoo poured on his head ponders the philosophical question, 'why?'

a skunked alien is getting tomato juice poured on him while asking why.

Pirate spills red liquid on Minotaur.

pirate drips ketchup on a satyr's head

Bleeding ant

Ant with a thorax wound

this ant is part of a cult

A priest ant in a purple hood clsimins she or he is the priest

the cleric talks jibberish

Crazy pope

classic church butt rape

A man with two heads. One man's head has opened and smiling gases are coming out. The other head's asking if he's high.

Broru High, home of Scoot and Todd, conjoined twins with perpetual halitosis.

one of the siamese twins is gay... i feel bad for the straight one

The best thing to ever happen ever.

guy with fucked up sunglassed kills Rebecca Black and The fag Biber with a gun

Say Friday one more time. I dare you.

The truth hurts

A MAn DEAD

Ded guy bleeding from his ear

Dead guy

STEVE JOBs

steve jobs introducing the iDead that has a pink dick as a logo

her dad bought her ipod over car

This man, although well-drawn, is in a failing relationship. He bought his partner a very poor-quality gift, and she isn't happy. Poor man.

shit in a box

A brown suitcase. Or is it a satchel? Make sure to draw it more clearly.