You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. What will you do?

Problem sleuth

A rainbow flag with the word "Problem?" on it

Pac-Man snorting coke

No Pacman! That burger is too old!

Pacman on a diet

Bioware hard at work

radioactive waste.. how will look the animals in the area?

Robin Williams voicing an elephant in a Tim Burton movie.

An elephant and a flower.

Refusal to respond to an elephant description.

Beautifully composed sunset over reeds by a lake

An amazing sunset. Seriously, I challenge you to make something better than this masterpiece

Indescribable beauty. Don't try to describe it.

Unhappy face is unhappy

Horror at the moment of death.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

a guy who's attacked by tentacles

An ocean floating atop a sea of letters.

snowland of many letters

Mail falling on the snowman

The snowman is getting attacked by magical envelopes

Snowman gets accepted into Hogwarts and throws a celebration with his many Delivery Owl accomplices.