A much older tree tells a little sapling to grow up and stop using terrible tree puns.
T-rex on motorbike which is on fire
The moon has big buck teeth and is telling the earth how she thinks she looks good but the earth says she is a slut who needs braces
A witch finds herself at the north pole, practicing her spells on penguins. There is a strange planetary alignment in the sky.
Death waits for no man, except the guy who was supposed to come and repair the cable over 5 hours ago.
Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part.
NEW CHAIN
He like trains.
NEW CHAIN
♫ Here they aaarrre. The Saddest Single Dads of the Univerrrrssee. Who will wiiiiin? They have lost everything that makes them griiiiiiin. ♫
a bearded man. just what the hell is even going on here
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